Oh my god he stinks, he smells so bad! My mother warned me that if he wasn’t castrated he would stink. I’m talking about the goat by the way, not Andy.
It started off okay, then the stinking began. He has continuously got his winkie out, especially when I go near him, which is okay. Then we noticed that he was weeing on his leg. Then, he started putting his willie in his mouth, by quite a good few inches. Now he is PISSING ON HIS OWN FACE! It is just revolting. Do they all do this? At least we know why he stinks now. I can barely open the stable door without my eyes watering. Andy won’t touch him without gloves on. Tomorrow we go to the vet. Sorry boy but that’s just the way it is. Poor thing, first he thinks he’s been rescued and given love and affection. Then all of a sudden, no one will touch him until he’s had his balls whipped off. Well it will be better for him anyway. He’s so desperate for sex he might try it with the dog next. So be warned, if you’re thinking of getting a male goat, and your nostrils are in good working order, get him castrated. If you need him to be entire for breeding, keep him away from your house, your nose, and your clothes.
Why not find him a girl goat instead of having the chop?
Posted by: Graham | October 07, 2005 at 01:33 PM